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Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
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Taylor swift

An ugly female pop “star” who no one likes
by Uraveragenpc August 19, 2024
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Taylor Swift

An annoying bitch who thinks she's so cool and does not deserve a Grammy for Midnights.
Lana Del Ray is better
by beanstalkbecker February 7, 2024
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Taylor Swift

It's when you make different versions of something yet it contains the same things, just packaged into a different color, like her vinyls.
1) Urban Dictionary has Taylor Swifts for different words.

2) Her newest album Midnights literally have endless editions and for the love of god, put Glitch and Paris into physical editions of the god-damned album please....
by da4ssfück3r June 14, 2023
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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is the music industry. She really connects with her fans and shows how much she cares for them. She will forever be the greatest lyricist, singer, director, artist, chef, producer, friend, daughter, mother, and therapist the world has ever known. She is also the most misunderstood celebrity there is and someone who doesn’t deserve the hate she’s getting and never has!
Taylor Swift just released This Love (Taylor’s Version) last night and it’s amazing!
by Bi swiftie for life May 6, 2022
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"Do you like taylor swift?"
"No I'm not a 13 year old white girl"
by tempted1 December 11, 2023
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Taylor Swift A.I. Porn

Did somebody do that or was it emergent behavior? Because that shit would be hilarious if it's generating porn about my nemesis on it's own. Heheheh... I'm going to murder you all.
Hym "I should probably check out that Taylor Swift A.I. porn before they scrub it from the internet.... Wait, it's not solo is it? I don't watch solo porn...."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
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