Skip to main content

Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.
You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.
by the R&L book February 9, 2009
mugGet the Lumberjack Sackmug.

sack swipe

To give your scrotum healthy swipes of a stick of deodorant between your nuts and thighs.
I knew I was too late for a sack swipe when I dropped my shorts to urinate and could smell my own nuts.
by Farkus Cluck May 10, 2008
mugGet the sack swipemug.

sack slide

1. An act within oral sex when the scrotum (sack) is licked continually up and down motion (sliding)

2. The act of travelling down an amusement slide on a sack
1. "I can make a guy ejaculate with a sack slide better than anyone else"

2. "Hey man, what are you up to tonight?"
"Heading over to Luna Park for the fun of a sack slide."
by Camicca October 7, 2011
mugGet the sack slidemug.

Sack religious

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.
(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.
by lane3192 April 14, 2017
mugGet the Sack religiousmug.

hard sack

when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.
zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had a hard sack!!
theodore: mmm
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020
mugGet the hard sackmug.

Sack Shift

If you look closely at your testicular pouch for just a few minutes you will notice subtle movement of the skin your not in control of. Must be done sitting or laying down.
Employee: Sir, you have to leave the movie theater
Me: Shut up! I'm trying to watch my sack shift
by Mr. Theado June 19, 2016
mugGet the Sack Shiftmug.

sack of moron

A sack of moron is someone who is mentally retarded they don’t know there left to right there brain doesn’t function like a normal human being
(Bryan) Did u hear what happened to James in science (cherly ) no what happened (Bryan) the sack of moron lit himself on fire (cherly) really (Bryan) yeah he ended up like the guy from fantastic 4
by French immagrint March 24, 2021
mugGet the sack of moronmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email