Melissa

You are a bad bitch
You always gonna succeed

You kinda gay tho
You are a fucking nice friend
Anyone would be lucky to have a Melissa
You are funny as hell

Damn that girl fine
Yeah, that's definitely a Melissa

by Teeny rec November 22, 2021

Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.

Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.

by mr eckert September 18, 2021

Melissa

A swagalious person. Super quirked up and cool. A wonder bestie for the restie🤪🤪🤪. Simps for random people. Cons: Is very abusive and will slap you

Person 1: Do you know who Melissa is?

Person 2: Yes she is such a girl boss

by StickySaltySocks April 15, 2022

Melissa

Mercyful Fate’s debut album and one of their songs in the album, Melissa. It is said that King Diamond (the frontman of the band) had a skeleton named Melissa and someone stole it after a show. King Diamond got sad and the band made a song and named the album Melissa in memory of the skeleton. The skeleton was returned to King Diamond but it is nor completely believed that it is the same skeleton. The band made another song named “Is That You, Melissa” in their their album named In The Shadows.

Also, Melissa is a song by The Allman Brothers Band. Wonderful bands, wonderful albums and wonderful songs.

A: Hey dude, have you listened to Melissa?
B: You mean Mercyful Fate’s debut album or the song?
A: The song.
B: Yes, I have, it’s amazing!

by Purpleponyinthesky February 2, 2020

Melissa

kind amazing confident human who says the funniest thing and loves cats, they will say the most random things that will just make you life, they are beautiful but they know because they ain't blinddddd and they are the person you could just vibe and sing and dance and have the best time of your life, they also are hard to explain their amazing personality but they are there when you need them and they are who they want to be and no one can teelll them otherwiseeeee but i love thtat about themmm and the most AMAZING PERSON EVERRRRR if your readin this mellisaaaaa illllyyyyyyylllllll :))))))))) never forget dattt my broooo

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They are a melissaaaa, (this is highly rarely used basically only used for one person and dat my melissa) so dont use it cuz i bet your meliss aint as good as mine :) sorry but they my bestie your so jelous :)

by purple + brown <3 November 11, 2020

melissa and abraham

the cutest couple ever, everyone wishes to be like them

lily: “did you see how cute melissa and abraham look together?”
sarah: “omg yes i want to be in a relationship like theirs!!”

by gsjshhejsha November 26, 2022

Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax

Melisssa Juice is a combination of strawberry peach juice, lemon lime soda and lime sherbet to be consumed on the Original Queen Bee's Birthday by all of the subjects present at her party

This is a great party especially with the tasty beverage... what is that? The Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax over there ... go have some

by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2017