charli’s kiwis

an active and famous gc on instagram. charli’s kiwis gc was named after harry style’s song kiwis

charli’s kiwis is the best gc

by hoyeonmelios April 04, 2022

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Kiwi Day

Kiwi day, kiwi is even more powerful on this day and everyone must become kiwi

Person 1: hey you know what day it is! Kiwi Day!
Person 2: what on earth are you ta- *kiwifies*

by slimecicle lover fr December 14, 2023

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Kiwi man

A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head

He acting like a real kiwi man, he can't even find the clit

by Bavkpavk181818 January 16, 2021

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Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 May 31, 2018

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kiwi businessman

A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.

Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "

Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".

Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...

Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).

by TURDBO PRIME May 03, 2023

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