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Kiwi

One of the best songs on Harry styles album ‘Harry styles’ if you ever need to jump about with no worries just put on kiwi.
‘Yo I’m feeling a bit down today you know? Not feeling that energetic.’
‘Here let me put on kiwi’
by Lovelykdly123 June 30, 2019
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gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.
by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023
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Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun
Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"
by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017
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Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018
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Kiwi

A person's balls
Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!
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kiwi sakana

Translates to “fish fish” in english, a common insult of the japanese or asian. When someone says this they are calling you annoying or smelly.
Eun: Ah, kiwi sakana!
Manro: Why are you so mean? I didn’t even do anything.
by Words2know July 30, 2018
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Kiwi

SHE WORKED AWAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES

HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT
AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT
SUCH A PRETTY FACE
ON A PRETTY KNECK
SHES DRIVING ME
CRAZY
but I’m into it
But I’m into it
I’m kinda into it
Kiwi
by That’s gonna leave a mark February 20, 2023
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