by CxllumMoor3 August 03, 2019
He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.
Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo
by Jetmatich February 09, 2023
by Squidward on a chair October 22, 2020
A guy who is funny, outgoing and loved by just about everyone. Girls want him badly and people want to be around him. He is the 'party'. He is also the hardest fighter in his area.
by Some Biy June 13, 2011
callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
by laxativequeen3000 September 12, 2023
A fat dyke looking cunt who has a fit mother, name Angie, and his dad Kevin loves to fuck children of all ages!
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'
by YourMothersStepdadsDogNamedNur November 17, 2017