Callum

British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.

Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.

by tomriddlemethisbitch November 23, 2021

A Callum

A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.

They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'

Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.

'OMG why did he just say that he's a proper knob'

'You're right he's such a Callum'

by lillin64 February 20, 2023

Callum

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute

Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression

by Issybaeness August 7, 2019

Callum

Callum is such a cutie with a baby face, Callum's tend to have hot sisters.

i caught callum railing his sister in the primary school toilets

by Sinep 8==D April 28, 2024

Callum easton

A lovely and gentle man, who mews, but did once say he'd fuck Rosie

Omg callum easton

by Shaio March 19, 2024

Callum core

A state of being in which you are fully enveloped into acting non-homosexual yet you are. Even if there are multiple sources which say you are you keep acting Callum core.

Alex: I'm not gay I swear!
Mike: yes you are!
Alex: I'm a straight white male!!
Mike: you might be a bit Callum core.

by The alphabet is a lie March 4, 2024

Callum

MASSIV PENIS

Callum has yes very big

by BigDICKCallum March 29, 2023