37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
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Get the Nice pic Look up the info on my bio, there is a big chance you would love what we do! mug.This word describes a black person that spend alot of time with mostly white people. they're not a stereotypical black person but he still is looked at as a true (not racial) black person. a black person that treats everyone equally and is open to all cultures
"Man when I first met Marcus, i thought he was going to be like one of those steryotypical black people but he's actually really nice to me and treat me well.... but hes still black you know? He's not the black person you would expect but still a black person."
by kam11345 February 10, 2017
Get the Not the Black Person you would Expect but Still a Black Person mug.When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.
"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".
by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021
Get the I would rather walk the 8k's home mug.A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.
ASS IN THE AIR.
Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.
ASS IN THE AIR.
Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.
I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.
ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.
Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.
ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.
Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.
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And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
And Barney is Neil Patrick Harris in a TV show HIMYM. He's a playboy and the righteous scorer of women.
Boy 1: I am going with that girl tonight, bro!
Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?
Boy 2: Yeah? Are you sure? She's not that tight.
Boy 1: Really?
Boy 2: Sure, what would Barney say?
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Get the What would Barney say? mug.The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
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