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the Arabian wonton

the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.

if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?

yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
by licktard January 18, 2023
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Sir Dexter Winston Himself

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style
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