Western

Something the direct opposite of cheap, such as for most Asians, America is actually east of them but is still called "Western food".

Hey you remember that Western food we ate last week? Wasn't that pretty expensive?

by pork out of meth May 25, 2023

Western Macadamia

Slang for left nut of the male genitalia.

"You fucking thot, suck on my western macadamia"

by DatsSk8erBoi February 10, 2018

western brown snake

When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.

" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"

by SuZp3Kt January 15, 2020

Western Flank

to eat the outside of a delicious corn dog, whilst keeping the weenie to slap your boyfriend's left asscheek

FirestormFilms Western Flanked me yesterday, it got me all wet and ready for the yeti

by ez11 May 14, 2016

The western plastic fetish

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.

Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 18, 2022

western skillet

When you contract pink eye from a dirty testicle to the eye.

I got a western skillet when I agreed to a one night stand with Chris.

by Thatkyguy September 29, 2019

Western Jew

A term used to describe the genetic phenomena found in Jewish diaspora populations west of the levant who happen to be composed of a mixture of southern European, Levantine, and North African genetic components.

You have a very typical Western Jewish genetic profile. Where did your family live?

by Annexis October 17, 2023