Western Jesus

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.

Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

western style tug

The act in which a woman attempts to tie a lasso around a man’s penis, while they attempt to escape from them

Janet you really got me with that western style tug last night.

by G.t Harp April 6, 2024

Western

Slang for gay pornography used by fans of comedian Norm Macdonald.

I went to Brokeback Mountain and, I thought it was a western, fuckin' tell me it's a western.

by Brokeback Mount Lebanon December 21, 2023

Western Bulldogs

The greatest football club currently in the league. A diverse and skilled playing list, the Western Bulldogs are currently one of the most threatening teams in the AFL. Captained by Marcus Bontempelli and coached by Luke Beveridge, the Bulldogs will definitely be getting a 3 peat very soon.

Dude, Caleb Daniel is so good!

Yeah man, The Western Bulldogs are the best team ever!

by WesternDoggies November 28, 2021

Western Wall

You've got to have a good relationship with it

you might not get to stare at it for too long

yet its guaranteed to do wonders in your life

Western Wall is the holiest place you put your prayer requests there

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.

"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

Western NY Coney Dog

While having sex with a particularly loose woman, you use your hands as a "bun" to take up the extra space.

That chick Racheal was so loose I had to give her the Western NY Coney Dog so we could both feel something.

by ConeyDogger69 September 3, 2025