An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole
phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF
by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022
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A hot musty stench that is observed when a person farts in his/her pants before pulling them down to poop or have intercourse.
Jerry was given a warm welcome as he dropped his jeans to the floor to sit on the toilet.
by David Gent February 11, 2022
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The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
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Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
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Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

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by That Fuhking guy August 14, 2022
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