Wanged

When ones employment is terminated in a manner that is simultaneously acrimonious and hilarious.

This term entered the Australian lexicon in recent times. It is becoming used more and more in workplaces around the country.

Person 1: You hear the news? Michael doesnt work here anymore.

Person 2: What?!..cant believe he got wanged.

Person 1: Wanged????

Person 2: **explains meaning of wanged to person 1**

Person 1: haha, good one..here have a lolly.

by epic_pigeon September 28, 2012

Nanda wasted

Drinking so much alcohol in a short amount of time that you pass out right after.

She got so nanda wasted at the party last night.

by Physicsfan1996 May 24, 2017

middle-aged woman wasted

sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.

My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.

by kattycakes October 7, 2011

Wanked

(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums:

Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.

Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.

Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.

Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.

by graud999 July 5, 2009

Wasted

1.What happens when you do drugs or alcohol
2.What it says when you die in gta
3.Killed
4.Screwed

1.I'm so wasted
2.WASTED
3.He got wasted
4.Looks like i'm wasted here now

by Elliot c June 23, 2008

Wated

When I-talians/A-mericanos try to say 'water'.

i finished my wated = and I'm thirsty!

by Gokalex July 15, 2011

Kanye Wasted

When you go to a Kanye West concert and tell your friends to look after your phone and wallet, and then get so wasted that your friends leave you in the first aid tent, but you escape and leave the concert and are unable to find your way back.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Alex at the Kanye West concert?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard he was Kanye Wasted.

by girlwivdabigbooty_101_xXx May 18, 2011