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Walmart boy

An iconic yodelling little boy singing in Walmart who’s better than Beyoncé
Do the Walmart boy
by Wolfgrrr May 24, 2018
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walmart chris

When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".
Carrie's new boyfriend is just a Walmart Chris.
by Elaine Dalton May 2, 2018
mugGet the walmart chrismug.

Go Walmart

Going Walmart on someone is what happens when a normally classy and put-together person gets to such a level of anger and/or annoyance at someone or something that they go off on the person/object and act in a manner that might be associated with the average white trash clientele of your average California Walmart.
She pissed me off so badly that I had to Go WalMart on her in front of everyone and called her a raging cunt and told her to fuck off.

My boyfriend was being such a jack-ass that I had to Go WalMart on him in the middle of the restaurant.

I'm about to Go WalMart on this crappy computer and beat the shit out of it if it doesn't start functioning correctly.
by Skipper7 March 10, 2011
mugGet the Go Walmartmug.

walmart thug

A walmart thug is someone who dresses in fake or off brand clothing that is usually alot of money, also someone who wares fake gold chains or other jewelry
Basically a poor kid who tries to dress in rich clothing, but cant afford the real stuff.
that poor kid looks like a walmart thug
by bureaucracy is bad October 16, 2017
mugGet the walmart thugmug.

walmart chicken

A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.
customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?

Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021
mugGet the walmart chickenmug.

walmart bag

the 4 genders: boy, girl, non binary, and WALMART BAG!!!!111!
HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!
hey you, person(boy, girl, non binary) do 10000 + 1000
the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG
by walmart_bag November 2, 2023
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Walmart Pretty

A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.
by Thereallildaddy April 2, 2018
mugGet the Walmart Prettymug.

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