the angry wife

When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.

After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !

by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021

Derby wife

Roller derby term. The team-mate who will ride in the ambulance with you when you break yourself.

"Tina's my derby wife, she came to hospital with me when I broke my ankle."

by DerbyDoll June 2, 2018

Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.

Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne

by skizzad November 30, 2017

Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations

Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed

by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020

wifing style

Woman that cares about a man and is sexually available to him. A Filipina.

Hey Joe, you wanna see my sister? She has a good wifing style.

by HovnoHovno February 17, 2017

trif-wife

This is a trifling hoe who doesn’t need saving she’s gonna cheat and lie and use you for everything she can

Juice wrld: The lil’ ho a trif-wife (Yeah), why you save her? (Uh, uh)

by Doe977 September 9, 2022

Winter Wife

When the weather turns cold and sluts aren't out and about. So you find one you can stand for more than two hours. Take her on dates and bang all winter long but you aren't fully committed. Until the snow melts and you get back on your slut banging bullshit!

What's Emily doing here? Dude she's my winter wife!

by Jzezy November 28, 2019