The Wookie Wack

Step 1: Find a hairy man.
Step 2: Shave hairy man entirely.
Step 3: Gather all the shavings in your hand.
Step 4: Give the freshly shaven man a hand job.
Step 5: Pat yourself on the back.

After I had a bad day at the hair salon, I decided to take my clippings form the day and go give my boyfriend the wookie wack.

by Stephen Surriousluh August 8, 2009

Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

by Pattiewhacker September 8, 2019

urban wack

when you type up something random and end up with one result

i searched up mooo dance and i got only one result. its a urban wack!

by marizzle_forizzle(: April 3, 2009

mad wack

Used in place of the word awsome.

That pool shot was fucking mad wack.

by Americus Nationel October 27, 2004

wack job

An idiot; a loser; another term for jerkoff.

That guy is such a wack job.

by Emby Quinn October 22, 2003

Weed-Wacking

When a male continuously waves his penis over and through a female's bushy pubic hair.

Ian: My girl hasnt shaved in weeks, and she wonders why we dont have sex.

Kyle:Try weed-wacking, she might think its hot.

by srg_turtle June 8, 2009

shaq wacked

Someone who has just been fucked or has sexual contact with a female or male person whos nick name is known as "shaq" or "shack"

"u have just been offically shaq wacked"

by billy May 13, 2005