S.W.A.G.

S.W.A.G. (swag)- Special Weapons and Gear; unofficial military term for all the fancy shit the "highspeed," guys carry.

Did you see the S.W.A.G. those SF guys had? I gotta get me one o' them!

by thatguy524 February 9, 2010

S.W.A.G.

Shit With Ass Gas - When you leave a pie-sized stain in your underpants. This is also an effort to redefine the most annoying word in the contemporary pop culture vocabulary meaning "swagger".

"Aw damn bro, I just made a S.W.A.G. in my BVDs!!"
"You swagged in your pants?! Hold on bruv, I'll drive you home."

by Luigi Italy November 3, 2012

The S.W.A.T. Team

Th act of shoving a large metal dildo into the rectal orifice.

"I can't sit down after receiving 'The S.W.A.T. Team'."

by TinyMan1212 August 21, 2017

S.W.A.T.

A term used by members of this elite public safety team to impress women. Also used to infer the person is well-endowed.

Hey, don’t worry about anything tonight, I’m a S.W.A.T. team member.

Come home with me and I’ll show you why I’m on the SWAT team.

You’re here with that guy, you need to see what’s special about SWAT.

by Capeot May 1, 2018

S.W.A.B

Meaning Super Weekend Awesome Bed. It is a bed that you sleep in when it is the weekend.

Person 1: A Can't belive that it's the weekend
Person 2: Yes, I get to sleep in the S.W.A.B

by JACBoy June 11, 2018

S.W.A.T

S.W.A.T is kinda like my choir class because it stands for Singing Without Any Talent.

Boii: I like you singing!
me:why we are in the S.W.A.T
boii:ahhh okie doki Todoroki
me:UwU

by Anime.weeb September 29, 2019

S.W.A.T

Kinda like my choir class

Singing Without Any Talent

boii:I love your singing UwU
meh:but we are in S.W.A.T TwT
boii:too BADDDDDDDDD UWU

by Anime.weeb September 29, 2019