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virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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virtual flasher

A person who sends a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.
I met this guy online and he turned out to be a virtual flasher.
by Amishoney January 25, 2015
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Virtual COVID

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine
by Datthiza March 7, 2022
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Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"
The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.
by GigglyPie January 22, 2009
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Virtually fucking

If has the womanizer some people said he was, he must have been virtually fucking all the females, since he hasn't actually had real sex or a real relationship in a long time.

If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020
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The boy looks at picture of a sexy vampire chick with her boobs out and having his imagination and stroking himself while he feels the stimulation in is penis. As soon as he Ejaculates, he has finished feeling the power of the sexy Vampire Chick.
Masturbating Pictures of a Hot Vampire Chick with at least a pair of her boobs out with no shame in her. Power with a feeling of Virtual Vampire Chick
by LonelyVampire July 9, 2019
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Virtual Death

To be extremely sexually attracted to a fictional character —most likely villain— that you would want to be murdered by them.
Makima is so hot she caused his virtual death.
by livkymid July 16, 2022
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