viking bod

Noun: A dad bod on a badass

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"

by spookfish May 12, 2021

classy viking

The act of bending a man over a stump and giving him the handle of your axe.

Jim was being a little bitch so i gave him a classy viking.

by Melody Cool May 14, 2023

Yodelling Viking

When he lays on his back and pleases a woman with his mouth through yodelling while she holds on to the horns of his viking helmet.

I tried the yodelling viking with my girl last night. She almost broke my horns. Yooodelllaaahitiiii

by Yodelling Viking March 20, 2021

Ghetto vikings

A failed wannabe cult 'nightclub' lead by a known abuser.

"Did you go to ghetto vikings at hall pass last night?" "No, I can't stand the narcissism that radiates from the owner"

by BristolBadger June 01, 2024

Viking-shame

To shame people who have been vikinized (i.e. people who suffer from viking fever)

Woman 1: I really like this guy, he has these viking vibes!
Woman 2: Really!! But vikings were brutal and backwards. Why would you like that?!

Woman 1: Well the viking look is very sexy! Don't viking-shame me!

by Uncomfortable viking October 28, 2022

Viking Whorehorn

When a person uses a paper towel tube as a Viking horn and uses a deep voice replicating a war horn to vibrate a woman's nether region.

My gf was confused when I gave her a Viking whorehorn

by Sir Chertato January 26, 2022

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