Vampire Skin

The skin that is never meant to see the light of day.

What is up with those shorts?
What do you mean?
They are so short, they show your vampire skin.

by Paking February 1, 2010

Vampire Diaries

{Vampire diaries} is the best show ever it’s how these people turn in to {vampires} and shows you how they live and what they do some are mean but some are nice and how two people fall in love

{me} You should vampire diaries it’s the best

{friend} I already did I watched them all
{me} no way

by Hevecevhdb March 17, 2019

Crotch Vampires

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.
2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.

Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.

by Tzepish March 2, 2005

Vamp stamp

When someone has any tattoo on their neck, a vampires favorite place on the human body.

Martin: I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my neck.
Ryan: Like a vamp stamp? That would be hawt!!
Martin: Yeah, I want to get it before the twilight premiere.

by thethird September 4, 2009

vampire pussy-mouse

Looks like an innocent little white mouse, but it arrives in a shiny white rocket, enters the pussy's mouth, and then sucks out it's blood. When full, it quickly escapes, often through the cities sewer system.

"I was just getting ready to play with my wife's pussy cat when I saw a vampire pussy-mouse slide out of her mouth and leap into the toilet, quickly escaping with a mighty, swirling flush", communicated Dick Wayne to Mike Ranium as Dick slumped over in depression.

by Aunt Flo May 27, 2006

Vampires Suck

A movie that well... kind of sucked. Based on the previews, it really didn't look bad. Anything that has dancing werewolves and a spoof about some of those insane team Edward/Jacob fans can't be too bad, right? Wrong. This movie is only 80 minutes, but it feels much longer. The movie drags on, and the plot is just random. It has a few good moments that make you laugh, but for the most part, you just want it to end. It doesn't even matter if you love or hate Twilight. Both Twilight lovers and haters could have enjoyed this movie. Instead, lovers hate it because it doesn't even make sense, and haters hate it because it is a lame parody of Twilight. Overall, it is a complete waste of time and money. Enjoy.

Boy #1: "Vampires Suck? Isn't that the movie that makes fun of Twilight? I want to see it!"

Boy #2: "Yeah, well Vampires Suck sucks even more than Edward Cullen with a sippy cup of blood!"

by craziness15 September 11, 2010

vamoose

Be gone;leave

Jay-z's Song "poof, vamoose son of a bi***"

by Ariana March 29, 2004