Ultimate Diss

when a girl you like sleeps with another guy in your bed.

boy-"hey, i like you."

girl-"hey, ima sleep with some guy in your bed tonight."

boys friend-"wow, ultimate diss."

Next Night

boy-"i forgot to change my sheets."

by gotdissed2011 September 16, 2011

ultimate victory

Beyond that of a victory. This expression should be used whenever you get laid, when someone gets totally robocopped by you, or some other achievement that deserves more than the word "victory".

Dude #1: Dude, remember that girl from my AP Chemistry class?
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!

by Ownageism God September 14, 2004

ultimate mooch

someone who always asks for food, even if they don't know you that well. they also tend to ask for money, car rides, clothes, and continue to beg until they get what they've nagged you for.

Damn, Miranda Webb is the ultimate mooch...she asked to borrow some money from me to buy my birthday present that she was hoping I'd share with her. SMH.

by cHa$eRoNiii911 May 12, 2010

ultimate bang

when your having sex with a girl while your drinking an orange bang.

Last night i experienced THE ULTIMATE BANG!!!

by bangger July 6, 2007

The Ultimate Plumber

When you are in the middle of having sex in someone elses bathroom while a party is going on downsairs and you proceed to crack the toilet in half !!

Where is that water coming from ?? SHIT !!! Rivas pulled The Ultimate Plumber !!

by Shane Vernon March 31, 2008

ultimate frisbee

gayest sport ever. played by those who have tendencies to spend 6 hours at a time playing "D & D" and flicking girls in french class.

g-ham:we're playing ultimate frisbee at lunch!!!:)
me:wtf?

by MowMowMow January 11, 2006

Ultimate Wash

Ultimate win meets ultimate fail.

Co-worker 1: HEY its 4:30 - almost time to go home! ULTIMATE WIN

Co-worker 2: Yeah, its ONLY 4:30 though. ULTIMATE FAIL.

Co-worker 1: Dude, ULTIMATE WASH.

by public_brainmelt December 11, 2009