Turkish Hotdog

A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle

Dude, that bitch was so fuckin skanky, i gave her a turkish hotdog man!

by Lord Schubert May 17, 2006

Turkish Breakfast

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.

"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"

by Some dude0818 June 21, 2012

turkish squirts

The leftovers (dry or wet) of butthole shrimp

After daniel had some butthole shrimp he had some bad turkish squirts afterwords

by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009

Turkish Tumble

The turkish tumble consists of a sixty-nine standing while doing improvised back hand springs only with the feet.

We did the turkish tumble down 10 flights of stairs

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005

Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010

turkish popscicle

When you fill a water balloon in the shape of a penis and put in the freezer to later be used as an ice dildo

ramming your vagina with a frozen cock, (turkish popscicle)

by that_dude_66 February 23, 2011

Turkish Vibeout

The Turkish Vibeout is the formal rule which states that one must ALWAYS get the lady he banged the night before out of the house by 9:30 am.

Roommate 1: "dude, what's that chick still doing here? I'ts 9:45 already"
Roommate 2: "ooo were just hanging out today, watching some movies."
Roommate 1: "GET HER OUT NOW! TURKISH VIBEOUT man are you serious? I'm trying to make some breakfast and have man talk with my friends"

by blowmaz December 6, 2011