reverse thong

When a dude wears a thong but backwards, so that the back of the thong is barely covering his junk, thus exposing himself to everyone.

Yo did you see chris wearing a reverse thong and walking around his apartment?

yea man his junk was all hanging out.

by DATRUTHNUCCA69 June 25, 2010

Mom Thong

High-waisted T-shaped underwear that ladies wear. When a woman bends over, it tends to show out from under her jeans or hipsters.

Her Mom Thong was about 4 inches above the waistline of her low-slung jeans.

by KNo14 March 26, 2010

The Thong

This relates to the world famous England Footballer, David Beckham. He was first nicknamed 'The Thong' by a Breakfast TV presenter on 'The Big Breakfast'.

Presenter: "And here is a picture of David Beckham,...
or The Thong, as we like to call him, on account of he looks like the kind of person who wears them"

by london che February 8, 2006

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time

Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.

by Smeeagain October 31, 2011

Thong-Dollaz

(Noun) Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
Copyright Jeph Jacques, QuestionableContent.net

"Lemme guess, you spent your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductable"
Faye, Questionable Content strip #757

by Libby Shep December 10, 2008

Thong-Wrong

1. A male that wears a thong. 2 A woman with a hairy ass crack wearing a thong. 3. Someone with no ass at all where-in the thong can not stay in place.

That was such a Thong-Wrong. You need an ass to wear a thong.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

Things are getting hairy

A phrase used when a situation gets really awkward and uncomfortable. (A substitute for the well-known awkward turtle.) Can be complimented with "..."s for extra emphasis.

You slept with my girlfriend?!
Things are getting hairy...

by abcdefghijkabcdef January 27, 2011