Peanut head

Brandon kimball

Brandon has a peanut head. He is peanut

by Football genius December 26, 2015

peanut head

a person who only likes peanut butter sandwiches

you don't like pb&j? we can't be friends, peanut head

by t4rantino March 24, 2018

peanut butter

slang for "piss boner"

since the intials of "piss boner" are 'p' and 'b', and so are the intials of "peanut butter" it makes sense

this comes in handy if you gotta use it in code

Dude 1: "hey dude can you grab me a text book while your up there?"
Dude 2: "why don't you get it yourself?"
Dude 1: "cuz man, i've got peanut butter right now!"
Dude 2: "ohhhh hahahaha suckuh"

by t-cool September 8, 2007

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak July 25, 2008

what the peanut

this word derived at the science academy of south texas by one of our world geogrophy teachers. the teacher handed out a study sheet and there was a typo thats was suppoesed to say "what is a peanut?" but instead it said "what the peanut?"

the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass

Person 1:hey {person 2} did u do u geography homework
Person 2: What the peanut?

by peanutpeanut December 5, 2006

Mr. Peanut

Mr. Peanut is where you take a giant shit with peanuts in it, has a unbreathable odor, and floats.

Lori D. had a 3:00pm meeting with Mr. Peanut in stall #3.

by icantbreathe August 4, 2008

peanut poo

the sort of "motion" that feels rough as it comes out as if it were impregnated with crushed peanuts

that peanut poo just sandpapered my arsehole

by manyray September 2, 2005