the boiling mouth

the sexual position where a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she gargles the cum forcing the cum to boil

Linda: "Oh my god, Hank did "The Boiling Mouth" sex position last night and it was so hot!"
Frank: "You fuckers have problems man."
Linda: "Don't be mad because Hank has a girl to do "The Boiling Mouth" Position on."

by Man Of Professional Profession September 19, 2021

Boiling Hole

When a woman has a really hot and wet vagina.

Man #1: dude that girl is totally tryna get some tonight. She wants the D

Dude #2: seriously Bro I bet she has a major boiling hole down there.

Guy #3: Well I'm on it. That little lady is getting stuck hard tonight.

by Sexydelicous69 August 26, 2013

chocolate onion boil

when a girl has a shitty booty hole and a shitty pussy

“girl why do I lowkey like the smell of my chocolate onion boil”

by Iheartbuffgurls July 14, 2025

boiled ham

This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.

Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!

Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.

by Syndiddy February 9, 2019

Seafood Boil

Akin to a Dutch Oven, a Seafood Boil refers to farting in the bed adjacent to your partner, subsequently trapping them. However, a Seafood Boil is unique because the perpetrator is releasing a particularly fishy fart, caused by the spicy and/or overconsumption of seafood.

Babe, did I wake up in the bayou?? It smells like a seafood boil in here.

by TheFecePolice January 25, 2024

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024

go off the boil

To lose one’s intensity or interest on something.

Don’t go off the boil because of this one deviation Michael. Stay focused!

by Sicilian Cowboy November 7, 2023