slop gf

A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects

- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied

Miro's doing nothing but bed-rotting and browsing memes all day, she has truly become prime slop gf material, I cannot wait to marry her

by Phantasea March 27, 2025

Postmans genetic slop

Postmans genetic slop

I was sat at the 9 Brachdy Road Cardiff CF3 3BG pub when the postman came in and I offered my arsehole up for his Postmans genetic slop

by Merty_bernister_9brachdyroad January 25, 2020

Slop

Slop släp

Slop was originally a term used to describe semi-liquid foods. Today, it has become an Umbrella Term that online people use to describe the things they dislike. As a result of this, the term has completely lost its meaning after everyone started calling everything slop.

"hey bro, do you wanna play that peak game we heard about?"

"thats just some dumb low quality friendslop game bro who wants to play that?"

"bro"
"can you stfu and stop calling everything you dislike slop???"

by lawrencestien41 October 17, 2025

Slop

Interchangeable non-distinctive AI generated marketing content. Intitially phrased by Joe Burns.

When everybody is producing slop, real authenticity will be key.

by hcrea October 22, 2025

Carolina Mop and Slop

When a Carolina 6 (an LA 3) with dreaded hair gives you head

I had a crazy time at the bar last night, I met a chick and got the Ole Carolina Mop and Slop.

by JacksonJohnsers December 23, 2020

Prison Slop

Prison Slop occurs exactly two days after Thanksgiving:

It is the act of opening your 3 day, 2 night-old grey sweatpants only to release a humidity chamber into the room - with the slightest hint of old meat, proceeded by blasting stuffed-up butt-clusters onto a metal plate across the dinner table then asking your best pal to "eat it because its been locked up for a while".

Trevor was hungry and I had no leftovers, so I offered some prison slop

by Dexterismycat February 9, 2024

Slop hound

Slop hound a nasty slut that does any thing for a pack of cigarettes behind a dumpster at ur local truck stop

That dumb slop hound slamber is sucking cock for cigarettes behind the dumpster again

by Stinkiskon October 29, 2017