heat mule

Women dressed for the sole purpose of luring some poor unsuspecting chap into their lair of dispair. Often times, there are layers of flesh bursting forth between the fortifications of the belt line and the "belly" shirt. This, however, is not absolutely necessary for one to earn the rank of Heat Mule.

El Cielo is a good place to get hunted by the heat mule.

by Shacklyn Knight April 5, 2004

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Mule-tilated

kraked softwarez received via the e-mule peer-to-peer sharing system

I got some warez today, the serialz have been well mule-tillated and you can operate pro-gratis

by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

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It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

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fudge mule

During a threesome, when a penis is inserted into one anus and re-appears covered in fecal matter, if the penis-wielder doesn't have the decency to clean said appendage before plunging it into either a mouth, anus, or a vagina, they are known form then on as a "Fudge Mule."

Did you see Michelle fudge mule Jessica with that strap-on when she pulled out of Eric's pegged-ass? Not cool...

by Scrypt August 23, 2018

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Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.

Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.

by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025

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