The Coriolanus Cycle

The process by which a typical wild Coriolanus will act to attract a mate. It will flaunt its ability to annoy others, and when it is confronted by another animal, it will act as if it was the victim. Other animals around it will act confused and then start to play with the Coriolanus. Once enough animals surround the Coriolanus, another one will show up, this is how they reproduce. Animals typically abuse the Coriolanus emotionally for fun.
Normal person: Hey guys look its a Coriolanus going through The Coriolanus Cycle.

Normal person 2: Yea look at him wave his arms for attention, and then cry about it.

Normal person: Haha, for real lol.

Dumb Cunt: Hey you guys can't laugh at him cause he is a homosexual.
by [Admin] Luuke September 17, 2017
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lean pump cycle

OMFG he used lean pump cycle
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China cycle

When a product breaks prematurely either because it was built very cheaply or with an intentional design flaw causing it to have a short life. Can occur between instantly and 24 months. Applies to products that used to last decades. Planned obsolescence taken to an extreme. Very good, maybe even essential for capitalism, but terrible for penny pinching consumers.
My blender just China cycled. Time to throw in the garbage and buy another one. Yay capitalism!
by Got Hard July 16, 2020
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taryn cycle tank

Taryn cycle tank: after changing the water in your aquarium everyday the nitrate and nitrates cycle because your not suppose to change the dirty filter for the water to cycle.
Your aquarium water doesn’t look clear. It’s because “taryn cycle tank”

but she just did a water change an hour ago.

It doesn’t matter.

She’s a fish expert.
by Bigbirddebelen May 03, 2022
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Hire Fire Promo Cycle

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.
With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle
by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021
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M.T.Head Cycles

A Badass Custom Bike shop ran in up-state New York by 2 buddies
M.T.Head Cycles Man...Their Great
by Big Sexy69 February 12, 2011
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Cycle of Bottas

He has like 2 good races, everyone starts rating him and then he has an absolute stinker to remind everyone he's bad
by David Vonderharr September 11, 2022
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