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bike shedding

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.
Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.
by jetpants May 1, 2019
mugGet the bike sheddingmug.

bike bunny

“Yo dude look at that fine ass bike bunny!” -fred
“I know she’s hella chill too!” - juan
by beach love May 28, 2022
mugGet the bike bunnymug.

divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.
"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."
by Zack J. June 2, 2016
mugGet the divorce bikemug.

bike smut

A film festival of radical pleasure. A collection of short erotic films made by inspired cyclists from all over the world. It is creative, funny, and aware!
The Bike Smut Festival is coming to my city!
by @chulaenfixie February 14, 2018
mugGet the bike smutmug.

birt bike

A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's too sped to prounonce dirt bike
Hey man want to go birt biking
God your such a Brendan

Why don't you say dirt bike like everyone else you dumb sped
A type of dumb ass who goes by birt bike because he's top sped to prounonce dirt bike
by Birt Bike April 19, 2018
mugGet the birt bikemug.

bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close
Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks
by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016
mugGet the bike jerksmug.

Bike Gang

A group of kids, all lit, that sometimes ride bikes together. You can find them in there tree house or church because they are good noodles. They are all awesome and have their own individual talents. The Bike Gang is always changing.
Wow, is that the Bike Gang kids? I follow them on Instagram, I never thought I'd see them in real life!
by 711.bikegang October 1, 2018
mugGet the Bike Gangmug.

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