Thanos

A mad grape

Thanos: hello, my namme Jeff
You: *dies

by Thanos/is_hot November 21, 2019

Thanos

He's a big fat grape that didn't pass 1st grade

Thanos the snaper

by Unieatspizza April 17, 2019

Thanos

A big bitch who has no feelings for anything. He is a big purple buttcheek who kills the universe like an asswhole like hitler.

I’m gonna snap that booty like Thanos did.

by Hifhhv April 21, 2019

Thanos

Verb. When you fist your girl in the ass and then snap your fingers while inside.

I was Thanos-ing my girl and when I snapped my fingers her shit disappeared.

by TheB1GLebowsG April 27, 2019

Thanos

Thanos is a big grape drone the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) who was able to beat the Avengers. He snapped a snap that caused half the universe to turn to dust.

Cole- I can’t believe thanos won in Infinity War.

Hank- dude I know I wonder what’s gonna happen in Endgame.

by I’m_really_depressed April 28, 2019

Thanos

A giant purple grape who will not give up his rather impressive rock collection at the pawn shop.

Thanos: fifty’s my best offer, sorry, that’s all I can do.

by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019

Thanos

He is a big bad grape man who has and sparkly oven mit and a rock collection.

SUGOI

OwO Thanos more like THICCC WITH A TRIPLE C MAN. OwO SENPAI THANOS 0w0 *moans 4 thanos*

by Killer Potato is a potato April 29, 2019