Tennessee Coal Miner

When you pull your finger out of an asshole and it has some feces attached.

"I've gotta wash my hands. I totally Tennessee Coal Minered that bitch."

by IMFletcher November 6, 2009

Tennessee two-step

Describes any underhanded action.

Brad- Man, he gave me 50 cents instead of 75.
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you

Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step

by Kyle Mackay-Allen June 30, 2008

Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.

Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.

by JLBIII December 9, 2010

Sloppy Top Tennessee

When your cousin or sister gives you head.

"Yeah, my cousin Jenny gave me some sloppy top Tennessee the other day after the family reunion"

by Somewhere in the Midwest May 5, 2023

Tennessee flower pot

When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.

"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot

by shangschlong June 9, 2015

tennessee quick step

Tennessee Quick Step: a term used by Civil War soldiers for diarrhea. The person afflicted would have to suddenly run or 'quick step' into the woods to take a shit.

Poor Captain Jackson's not much use for fightin' today. He ate some green apples and now he's doin' the Tennessee quick step.

by 14 op December 19, 2015

Tennessee Tuna Taco

This is the fatty, most often wet with saturation, and occasionally foul-odored, mons pubis and labia of a female who raised anywhere between the Smoky Mountains of southern Appalachia, all the way west to the muddy Mississippi River. It’s been described in the song Rocky Top as “wild as a mink & sweet as soda pop”, which is accurate. If one is a true aficionado, he will definitely “still dream about that” once he’s introduced this tasty regional dish to his palate. Locals prefer the traditional variety adorned with a tuft of pubic hair.

Dude, yesterday I was at the Mapco in Roane County and bumped into Delicia. Long story short, I still taste that sweet Tennessee Tuna Taco when I swalla.

by GringoTN September 29, 2019