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Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
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wifing style

Woman that cares about a man and is sexually available to him. A Filipina.
Hey Joe, you wanna see my sister? She has a good wifing style.
by HovnoHovno February 17, 2017
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sea wife

someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.
she felt like a( sea wife )who's husband head gone to sea, no sex for 6 months
by shedevil666 December 31, 2016
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Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations
Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed
by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020
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Wife Rash

Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.

Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.
Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."
by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020
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Wife and Life

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 7, 2012
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Trucker's wife

wife of a truck driver, rides with husband in a semi truck
Yeah, i'm a trucker's wife!
by arakc August 14, 2011
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