by HovnoHovno February 18, 2017
by BaumTraumSchaumSaumKaumRaum July 18, 2023
someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.
by shedevil666 December 28, 2016
A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
by Seshwife1000 July 03, 2018
A trope commonly found in harem-novels, as coined by translations of Chinese novel "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" by Mòxiāng Tóngxiù. Describes common plot devices that force women around the protagonist to fall into his arms (and bed).
I can't stand this novel, the amount of convenient wife plots lying around is insane! The fauna of each village can't ALL be aphrodisiacs!
by MarionB December 23, 2022
by arakc August 10, 2011
A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017