stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

Bed Bird

A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.

"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."

by Thatpersonyoualllove October 18, 2016

Go to bed

Go to bed - meaning just be quiet and pretend you’re sleeping to resemble no noise and peacefulness.

“You’re so pathetic , just go to bed.”

by uncircumsised lemon November 18, 2019

bed mayo

Another word for cum.

Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!

by tablesauce December 31, 2016

the AmongUs in bed

Sex in bed or a creeper in yo house hooking up with you

wanna do the AmongUs in bed later jenny

by Im in bed with your mom November 07, 2021

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed

Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!

by Own_thing May 25, 2017