boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018

yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023

Sushi Thief

The person up train of you on the sushi train that steals your chosen plate or plates.

Differs from a sushi hog and sushi ninja by quantity and selectivity.

-- Tina Yothers just sat down and she has already robbed me twice. What a Sushi Thief!

by xhoochx March 17, 2014

Meat Thief

One who kicks open the door of an occupied stall,for whatever reason.

John falls on the door to a stall and finds mike taking a shit. John is now a meat thief. Live with your shame john.

by Sickmanseth May 6, 2008

Yakeley Laundry Thief

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.

“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”

by spartysleftboot May 6, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

Thief

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg aka Zuck the Cuck has copied and stolen intellectual property from MySpace and now Twitter to create copycat companies like Facebook, Instagram and most recently Threads. It's also a proven fact that Mark Zuckerberg ran companies steal users data even after they delete their accounts. He is definitely a thief!

by GloryDoge July 11, 2023