Swinging Door

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.

Bro, Selina totally gave me the “Swinging Door”!

by Kgizzel November 24, 2018

hotdog swing

Swinging your dick around and repeated slapping ones face with your member.

Dude she was down with me doing the hotdog swing.

by Slader bruh February 2, 2015

nigger swing

When a nigger takes a huge swing while playing baseball and rarely makes contact but when he does it goes a mile.

"This kid is gunna take 3 nigger swings and strikeout"

by bhinch October 16, 2011

dick swing

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.

1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"

2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"

"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"

by Board 8er July 16, 2008

swinging monkey

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

swing-dick

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass

John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

Swing-Block

When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.

David: Did you see Kaitlin swing-block Sam?
Carrie: Yeah, that was not cool at all.

by davekhalifia June 30, 2011