A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Get the Ergonomic Nipples mug.by Andrew F April 23, 2003
Get the Nipple Plunger mug.Renee looked good until she took off her shirt and exposed her cookie nipples. I nearly puked when I saw those fuckers.
by Lazynutz July 4, 2005
Get the Cookie Nipples mug.by Assbark April 1, 2010
Get the crunchy nipples mug.by John Knowles October 8, 2004
Get the Biscuit Nipple mug.Silly guy. Commonly used in International English. Have been created to call people in a nicer way than 'fuck-face' or 'ass-face'
by JohnDAubray February 4, 2010
Get the nipple-face mug.The idea that some people have that if a woman's nipples are shown on tv or in the movies that it will annihilate civilization. People will riot in the streets ect.
by Deep blue 2012 January 12, 2010
Get the Nipple annihilation mug.