When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 27, 2017
 Get the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuckmug.
Get the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuckmug. by Doxon January 17, 2024
 Get the Moonrise kingdommug.
Get the Moonrise kingdommug. Truly the best song ever. It is a masterpiece and it deserves to be the most listened to song. Many people have cried because of it and it is a cinematic masterpiece
by SortaPinkish September 28, 2022
 Get the Fallen Kingdommug.
Get the Fallen Kingdommug. Vietnam vet. Has constant PTSD episode in lessons and often ducks and covers in class, calling his students chinky rice farmers and threatening death if they moved. Constantly on cocaine and a little bit of shrooms when he feels like it. Hail Hitler ya know mate. Cause mans got chicken strips as arms still.
by Boi if mystery June 11, 2019
 Get the Mr Kingdommug.
Get the Mr Kingdommug. by Badbtch13  February 9, 2021
 Get the Kingdommug.
Get the Kingdommug. by Frankheehee  October 8, 2019
 Get the Kingdom of Finnmug.
Get the Kingdom of Finnmug. by tiities June 19, 2023
 Get the kingdom comemug.
Get the kingdom comemug.