August 16th

National Appreciation for Sex Day.

Hey Samantha I know we are only in 2nd grade but its August 16th!

by Don't use your real name. 69 August 15, 2022

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November 16th

November 16th is national someone ask out Kali day.

"Hey, it's November 16th Kali."
"Yeah today is national ask me out day."
"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes😫"

by vynetti November 16, 2021

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Today a legendary BADASS was born with the initials JMS. An Aries with FIRE. Talented, TOUGH, funny AF, loving, scary, intelligent, sent from the heavens and an all around BADASS. If you know someone with these initials wish then a happy badass birthday.

April 16th, BADASS, LEGEND, JMS

by Another Badass April 16, 2022

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January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!

Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*

by Paralyzed November 16, 2019

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November 16th

You and your girl best friend have to be like a couple for all of today and you can’t back out of it

Good luck;)

Boy:kisses and hugs (girl best friend)
Girl: why’d you do that

Boy:Because it’s November 16th

Girl: Oh ok (kisses boy best friend back)
Boy: grabs girl best friends ass)

by User16464829393757 November 15, 2021

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December 16th

This is the day when the coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy was born. No doubt I fell deeply in love!

- Hey, do you know who is that coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy over there?
- Yeah, I know. He was born on the December 16th, ofc he is the coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy.
- Girl, no doubt you are head over heels.

by not very nonchalant 💋 December 1, 2023

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