Mexican Marching syrup

Tequila

Can’t wait for Cinco de Mayo to drink some Mexican Marching syrup

by That Boneyard pimp May 13, 2023

Vanilla man syrup

Semen

We were in the throws of ecstasy. Pillows flying; sheets tangling. In the heat of the moment, he released his vanilla man syrup all over my face.

by Negronito November 13, 2020

Panty Syrup

Maple syrup purchased with the funds obtained from selling used panties online.

I used to only be able to afford Mrs. Buttersworth, but now I’ve got that real maple panty syrup.

by Zaphod_Beeblebrox_ January 19, 2021

Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Obamaville Syrup

A syrup with a thick consistency, typically financed by food stamps, Obama care and musical parodies of Margaritaville. It is also the kind of realistic drip (epic coolness but also realism) exhibited by poor people who beat the system .

Rush Limbaugh (on the radio): We are wasting away in Obamaville waiting for our government checks
Dudebro: Wow Rush really has that Obamaville Syrup huh?
Chad Chaddington the Chadster: yuhhhhhhh

by Disciple of Brudda Osas March 30, 2021

Dog Syrup

When you pour the water out of a dog bowl and it has the consistency of warm maple syrup due to the amount of saliva present.

Would you like some butter in your dog syrup?

by CSHopchas May 4, 2021

The Banana Syrup War

A very Dumb Pankake. He is the owner of Pankakes Things, a clan at war with the Boonana Gang, ruled by TheBlueBonnie.
TheBlueBonnie is his cousin, and after he betrayed Pankake, he was banished to the outland. But one day, Bonnie returned, with a gang of boonanas at his command. Pankake was furious, he started a clan and built a fortress in the middle of the desert where “The Banana Syrup War” still rages on to this day.

The Banana Syrup War is a war being fought by TheDumbPankake, the leader of PankakesThings, and TheBlueBonnie, the leader of The Boonana Gang.

by TheDumbPankake July 29, 2022