para-shopping

buying irrelevant, unnecessary and unwanted things, buying out of the mainstream, deliberately buying non-advertised goods, buying between advertisements, superficial shopping, collateral shopping, a selection of less desirable and less important items as an act.

She went para-shopping.

by word act January 19, 2018

Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.

Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.

by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019

Pocket Shopping

It’s shopping with no chance of buying anything. So, you put your hands in your pocket, so the store associates get the hint to leave you alone to browse.

I had to get some ideas of what I want for Christmas. So I went to a few stores to do some pocket shopping.

by DMU77 November 27, 2019

Brocery Shopping

The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.

There’s a party at 5th and Ivy tonight. Do you want to come brocery shopping with me?

by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020

Show Stopping Number

a real show stopper

a show stopping number

by intense sneezers October 29, 2020

window shopping

When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.

"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)

by YogurlYuyu January 5, 2021

Egg Swapping

When two lesbians engage in scissoring while both on their period.

"we were both dropping our eggs this month and we decided to try Egg Swapping"

by Larry The Unstable Guy January 10, 2021