"Dude Cassidy and I had sex last night". "Nice, did she swing neck?" "Hell yes. Her head was bobbing back and forth!"
by John Doe 3258635 June 17, 2018

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
by jakens88 October 6, 2010

When a nigger takes a huge swing while playing baseball and rarely makes contact but when he does it goes a mile.
by bhinch October 16, 2011

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.
1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"
2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"
"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"
2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"
"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"
by Board 8er July 16, 2008

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.
by davekhalifia June 30, 2011
