look at Chris with his hair all slicked back and his collar up he looks like a friggen fancy sweater
by nataskirk February 21, 2009

Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.
Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.
by Wags25 December 9, 2008

Sweater Bazookas
1. Big boobs in a tight sweater.
2. A sweater which makes a set of breast look bigger and more attractive.
1. Big boobs in a tight sweater.
2. A sweater which makes a set of breast look bigger and more attractive.
by medicneballer November 28, 2017

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat
when you actually have sweater fat
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat
when you actually have sweater fat
by Our Twig November 22, 2010

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred.
Sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a Cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted.
by itssupereffective November 22, 2014

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.
by Mordous January 23, 2007

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.
(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)
Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009
