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sweater pony

Undergarment worn by women to help hold up massive breasts. Typically a large bra.
Jillian went into her room to pick out a silky sweater pony for the evening.
by musicalwhimsy May 20, 2013
mugGet the sweater ponymug.

sweater fat

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat

when you actually have sweater fat
Person 1: "Dude go do some jump ropes"
Person 2: " ugh..it's annoying with all this sweater fat"
by Our Twig November 22, 2010
mugGet the sweater fatmug.

Willy Sweater

Random Slut: Just do it already!

Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.

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by awesome_austin... January 21, 2012
mugGet the Willy Sweatermug.

sweater midgets

Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.
Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.
by Wags25 December 9, 2008
mugGet the sweater midgetsmug.

Cosby sweater

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred.
Sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a Cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted.
by itssupereffective November 22, 2014
mugGet the Cosby sweatermug.

sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.
Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!
by Mordous January 23, 2007
mugGet the sweater kittensmug.

No Sweaters in the Pool

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.
(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009
mugGet the No Sweaters in the Poolmug.

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