sunday sex

Fully clothed sex with intense kissing and dry humping but NO touching because it's the Lords day.

I wanted to do the deed but it was Sunday so we had Sunday sex.

by sundaysexy February 02, 2021

smiley sunday

When you had really hardcore sex on Saturday and you can't help but smile all of Sunday.

"Why are you smiling Jesse"
"Let's just say it's a smiley Sunday" 😉

by Smart but dirty minded February 11, 2017

sunday skid

An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.

Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead

by Dick One January 20, 2018

sunday sobriety

The reality that your weekend did not improve your life and you must return to your misery tomorrow

Mary sat sipping her Latte with the full effect of Sunday sobriety making her well with tears

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Sunday Night

The worst pain a man could possibly feel. Sunday night is objectively and scientifically the most difficult emotional event to go through. Real men understand the pain and sorrow that comes with sunday night.

Goddamn sunday night made me want to blow my brains out

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming October 16, 2022

Sunday Job

To do a really shit halfhearted job of something.

John:"You're doing a shit job Dave"
Steve:"It's a real Sunday Job"

by pub landlord April 06, 2015

Nude Sunday

On every Sunday of the year if you receive a text with the context "(Nude Sunday)" you are obligated to send a nude despite your gender. Use at your own risk. Can only be used once per sunday.

Person 1: Nude Sunday
Person 2: I hate you *sends nude*

by Booty Too Thicc November 30, 2018