Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Storm Schmorm

A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."

by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019

jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.

I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.

by billsmashole June 3, 2011

Storming the Castle

Bursting through the door and taking a picture when a friend is hooking up with a questionable member of the opposite sex.

You should have seen the look on Kyle's face when we were Storming the Castle while he was hooking up with that fat chick.

by ptizz July 25, 2009

The Perfect Storm

When one takes a horrendous shit and after wiping their ass the toilet paper is blank.

Hey dude I didn't use up all you're toilet paper this time because I just had The Perfect Storm!

by billybobbitchtits January 7, 2011

Eye of the Storm

After a fucking a girl really hard until she finishes, fuck very slow for a minute as if you also finished, and then out of no where rail the shit out of her again. Liek a hurricane it is really rough at first then calm and really rough again before it is over.

Guy 1: Did you eye of the storm her last night?
Guy 2: Oh hell yeah I fucked her twice as hard than the night before.

by Sirhc42069 November 23, 2006

Tropical Storm

First invented in the lovely town of Drexel Hill, PA, the Tropical Storm is a delicious drink which can be made with a Hurricane 40 and some orange juice (with or without pulp). Begin by "drinking to the label" aka drink the malt liqour until it is even with the top of the label on the bottle. Then proceed to fill the rest of the bottle with orange juice. Enjoy a tropical storm with your friends at a party- it doesn't even taste like malt liquor!

Me: I just had a horrible week.
You: Drink a Tropical Storm. That will cheer you up!
Me: Wow, thanks! You were right.

by MollyEAP February 6, 2007