Stiff

A dickish person that likes pissing people off

Shut up you lil Stiff

by Filaislife November 29, 2015

hacking a stiff

To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.

"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."

by 3AM-entry January 31, 2020

Stiff

My dance partner and I in the quince 😐🤝

Dang they suck at that dance they’re so stiff.

by Curlynailbug June 17, 2022

running into a stiff breeze

It's like everything you do, say or see is taking a toll on your health unneccessarily.

Friends seem to be 'extra-hard work to socialise with.

Like you are extra tuition learning for school and the teacher always marks your paper down or criticise your effort.

You try and please your girlfriend and buy her flowers but she thinks youve done something wrong and criticises you with suspicious remarks.

You dress smartly for an event but people call you a 'poof'

"Hey Bob, that car you brought was a lemon can't you buy anything decent"?

B:"When making buying decisions-feels like I'm always running into a stiff breeze"!

by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011

sniff the stiff

When you sniff your mans dick when it’s hard

Damn bro I’m bouta go sniff the stiff

by Flick da stick January 13, 2018

stiff Nicola

The same as a stiff Nicolas…

Instead of kicking a male dog in the nether regions and sneezing, a stiff Nicola is kicking a female dog in the nether regions and sneezing.

“I’ve just stiff Nicola’d my dog”

by ROGEREDDDD March 13, 2024

Stiff Money

Money that has been hoarded by the rich and not been allowed to circulate back into the economy.

That billionaire is just sitting on that cash, he got that stiff money.

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024