steaming carpet

the act of relieving yourself onto a woman's pubic region. An act made notorious by peewee herman

I was steaming carpet yesterday when my mom walked in. How embarassing.

by Gregery May 11, 2006

Steaming Charlie

It is the sexual act of having diarrhea over one's partner during intercourse.

I heard he gave Nayra a steaming charlie last night. She thoroughly enjoyed it until clean up time

by Kris Kringles's Koolaid January 28, 2013

Steam Rolling

The act of when someone rolls over you and yells "Steam Roller". You get squashed

Leah's favorite thing to do is steam rolling people in a bed.

by Bridgemaster3000 October 12, 2008

Steam Bag

Verb: is similar to a T Bag however, a Steam Bag is the act of placing ones testicles over the eyes of another person and then farting in that persons mouth.

a. an unconscious, drunk guy.
b. an unconscious, drunk chick.

The term Steam Bag originates from the Delta Fu Gamma - Phoenix, AZ chapter.

Dude, Nick passed out drunk last night with his mouth wide open so, I gave him a Steam Bag!

by Dance Commander January 6, 2008

Steaming Zorro

While driving a rod to a hot chick from behind, you slide a Zorro mask on and pull out just before you shoot a load and lay a steaming hot load on the chicks back in the form of a Z.

Last night I gave Gina a Steaming Zorro and then stuck her in the eye with my (still hard) sword.

by Jmrbonzo March 26, 2009

Steaming Sausalito

1. Immediately following anal sex, the man wipes an "S" with his shit-stained cock and balls in one of two places:
a. If doggystyle, then the "S" is wiped across her tramp-stamp spot (just above her ass crack)
b. If missionary, then the "S" is wiped across her forehead (which requires that her hair be pulled back)

The move is appropriately topped off with the money-shot mixed in with the shit residue.

2. A cookie

This move is distantly related to the Dirty Sanchez

1. "Yeah, I gave Julie a Steaming Sausalito last night and she enjoyed every minute of it."

2. "For a warm melty chocolate experience, make a steaming sausalito by putting the cookie in the microwave for 20 seconds."

by Saucy Lito December 24, 2007

steam loaf

Very long and grotesque fecal matter that is of very high temperature

I laid steam loaf on his neck

by Danyo February 19, 2003