chud spudnik

ass streatching russian space potato

That hutzba is a real chud spudnik

by Chud spudnik March 20, 2018

up to the spuds

Deep penetration sex. Being "Up to your spuds".

"I was up to the spuds with that girl last night."

by christopher burgess September 12, 2006

spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.

Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010

Spuddy

the state of feeling nauseatingly sentimental and affectionate during courting.

I was feeling so spuddy that I sent her chocolates and flowers

by MeniMan February 7, 2013

love spuds

Term popularised by Craig Charles in Red Dwarf and voice overs for Challenge TV version of Takeshi's Castle. Slang for testicles, see nads, bollocks, happy sacks, balls.

"What a great shot, right in the happy sacks"

by Chico! August 7, 2004

Spuddie

1. A friendly potato.

2. A couch potato friend.

"What a friendly spuddie."

by The Other Manuel January 5, 2009

Spudism

A potato based proto-religion phonetically based upon Buddhism but not requiring that its followers (spudists) attain a high level of spiritual enlightenment.

Followers are frequently one of the following:

1. They are very fond of potatoes
2. They are undergoing a potato only diet.
3. They wish to express their dislike of religion by affirming their allegiance a goofy sounding faith. Such a stance is reinforced by attitudes of christian religious leaders who had, in past centuries, denounced the potato because it wasn't mentioned in their holy books.

A Spudist is also a derogatory term for religious Irish people.

A Spudist may also refer to someone that eats too many chips/fries/crisps

Spudism teaches us that the eating of fries is the true path to happiness.

by MrPorter February 28, 2013