squirt sponge

When a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to "absorb" the smelly mess.

Donald invited his coworker Emmett over on Halloween. He then scared the shit out of Emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.

by weird fact November 4, 2014

a sponge bob

When 28 guys cum on a sponge and throw it at a unsuspected passer buy

Hey guys let's give that dude a sponge bob!

by Jon reilley October 26, 2013

plunge the sponge

V. to attempt to give yourself an abortion with no medical experience whatsoever

Redneck 1 "I ain't gonna payin' for no abortion! C'mon honey, lets plunge the sponge!"

Redneck 2 "your too fucking drunk to drive, let alone this shit!"

Redneck 1 (Chainsaw revs) "bend over bitch!"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

nut sponge

An oval shaped sponge used for washing your nuts.

Johnny Knoxville needed to use a nut sponge after being in a severe accident where he broke his "ding-ding" to get the blood off.

by Winston Backer June 18, 2008

doing the sponge

Well first you take your leg and you stick it in the air then you take the other one and put it right uo there, now you're doing the sponge.

Did you see that invertabret doing the sponge?

by POPSMENSAHB0NSU May 21, 2016

Fun Sponge

Fun Sponge is a person in a gaming community that is typically an admin that lets NOONE have any fun. They will no clip everywhere and watch your every single move! They generally take EVERY rule and hold tight to it! No one likes them...

During gameplay, The two fun sponges, Digitalkiller and Lazer, Banned me for having a trap door. They fun sponged me and by banning me.

by fun sponge eliminator April 8, 2009

[love] [sponge]

A partner that needs lots of lovin's. A chronic snuggler.

insensitive guy:"What's wrong baby?"
oversensitive girl:"My love sponge is dry!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009