Spicy Enema

When you take a fifth (or any alcoholic beverage) and pull er in the out chute to get the goods straight to the main vein. AKA: Butt chuggin

Barry: Hey man, Jim is fucked up and he just got to the party!
Mike: Yea.. as soon as he got here he gurgled up a spicy enema! He's wasted!

by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021

Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!

Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.

by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021

Spicy Scoots

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.

Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!

by Johnny99112 March 28, 2011

Spicy Freedom

The freedom your pitts get after wearing Old Spice Komodo.

Person A: Man your pitts smell like exoctic winds and spicy freedom.

Person B: Yeah, i'm using Old Spice Komodo

by Spicyfreedomsexmonkey July 9, 2011

Spicy tongs

A dildo boiled or heated up for increased pleasure.

Man, that girl loves her spicy tongs!

by ytinamorBehT October 24, 2011

spicy hay

When a pet(typically a rabbit) eats an electric wire instead of hay

My bunny didn’t eat the Timothy hay I set out for her, and instead chose spicy hay of my phone cord.

by PumpkinGuts91 February 8, 2023

Spicy Tires

A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.

Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.

by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023