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sparkle punk

Did you see that guy with rhinestones on his black, saggy pants? How sparkle punk!
by AudreyT December 26, 2008
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Sparkle Snatcher

I bet you my left nut that that dike in the corner is a sparkle snatcher.
by a miscellaneous /b/rother March 30, 2011
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Sparkle Pony

A BAMF. If walking in the club and hearing sparkle pony is in the building, you should go pay respects or suffer the consequence
Matt : "Dude I hear sparkle pony is here tonight"
Kyle: "Oh shit I think I pissed sp off last night"
Matt: "Your a dead man
by ttreasurer November 14, 2011
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Sparkle Horse

The wannabe Unicorn that takes glue and put's a narwhal horn on it. Shaking my head go throw glitter somewhere else.
by UnicornsLiveInAustralia May 28, 2012
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Sparkle Fart

When you eat a pound of glitter, a pound of beans, sit by an oscillating fan, and wait....
Tony went to the party store and after he had a bad case of the sparkle farts
by current RMC student December 29, 2016
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Pink Sparkley Butterflies

The best thing ever! A phrase used by me, usually randomly to break silence. I mean, who wouldn't like pink Sparkley butterflies?
(Dramatic scene in lunchroom)

*A kid stands on table in lunchroom and says in very loud voice,*
"I hate school! I hate you! Fuck life, fuck this place of shit. I am very happy to leave this hell hole!"

*Kid walks out schooldoor*

(Not surprisingly, he never came back LOL)

A long awkward silence......
Then.....
Me: "I LIKE PINK SPARKLEY BUTTERFLIES!"

And that, my friends, is the effective way to use this phrase.
by ~ Sarah The Unicorn ~ October 7, 2016
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sparklefuck

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
by Jasson O. December 31, 2007
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