Spaghetti surprise

When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.

I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!

by McQuiver February 6, 2010

spaghetti body

This word describes a boy whos body resembles 5 cooked spaghetti noodles in the shape of a normal human boy. (Can be shortened to spaghetti bod.)

"Check out the spaghetti body over there!"

by Biggerboy May 28, 2016

Sweaty Spaghetti

When your having sex and you get really sweaty and your pubes get all tangled together and your pubes and her pubes intertwine and creates large mega pubes from both of your pubes.

dude me and my girlfriend last night had sweaty Spaghetti and it hurt like hell!

by SweatyMan November 14, 2011

mom's spaghetti

Originally from "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. "Mom's spaghetti" is used at the end of a long speech or explanation.

Steve: "We need to grow as people in order to truly grow as a society. From time and time again, we have failed to provide the basic needs to human beings and because so, there are many that die preventable deaths. One day we will outgrow this trend and become truly divine creatures; mom's spaghetti."

by The Supreme Gentleman December 6, 2014

Spaghetti blowjob

Where you get a plate of spaghetti and put the noodles around the mans penis. The girl then puts spaghetti sauce on the mans balls. And she/he sucks all the mess off

Elijah:Chill my balls are sensitive

Aiden :This is a spaghetti blowjob, don’t complain bitch

by Big Daddy UGH February 27, 2019

Chucky's spaghetti

An outcry, generally used to express frustration or incredulity in response to a weird or negative experience.

An alternative phrase to "WTF?!" or "Yikes!"

-"Dude, isn't that your mom getting out of the backseat of that car with your best friend?"

-"Chucky's spaghettiiiiiiii!!!!!!!"

by eeetrain October 28, 2009

Spanish Spaghetti

When one person shaves his or her pubic region into another person's mouth.

Anna squatted down, broke out the razor, and gave seth a mean course of Spanish Spaghetti.

by TonySpamoni December 7, 2011