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snootercut

While a guy is getting head and the girl sucks his balls... the guy then farts in her forehead.
Nick- hey bud I am really feeling a snootercut tonight should we save the 69 for tomorrow or what?
Erin - yeah I was thinking I wanted a fart on my forehead
by Dojacoot April 25, 2020
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Snooted

The definition of snooted is, if you need a word sneeze and tooted you can use snooted!
*snoots* oh excuse me! I snooted!
by Maggie Dylan May 10, 2020
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snooper roofle

It's a sniper rifle but spelled with two double "O"s.
The snooper roofle does so much damage and has so much range!
by I hope no one has used this September 25, 2020
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Snooget

I just got done selling my home for $721,021 by some agents at Snooget!
by f3rnz001 November 28, 2020
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Snooget

Real estate brokerage based out of San Diego, California
Some agents at Snooget helped me get a house for $500,000 last month!
by f3rnz001 November 28, 2020
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Skoozer

some one who is particularly good at an activity related to weed.
After your friend takes a fat hit:

"you're such a Skoozer"

After your friend rolls a nice looking joint

“That joint is a Skoozer”
by Shy to da low January 25, 2022
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lucre snooker

Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.

The financial equivalent of a cock block.

Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.
"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."
by jivehoneyjive March 23, 2008
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